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juannesse 

Juannesse is another word for God or Jesus, something Devine
Omg, he is so Juannesse
juannesse by xXDonaldTrumpXx November 28, 2017
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Janesse is a cute, funny, sarcastic, playful girl. A great, loving, and caring girlfriend and is the best to be around.
Damnnnn not Janesse.
janesse by ItsThatttKid April 18, 2018
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Jannessa 

Jannessa is an amazing person. She is a social butterfly and doesn’t know it, she puts others needs before hers and is very supportive.Is very active and loves sports. Always so hunger and eats others food. Beautiful even though she disagrees. Jannessa is a outgoing person, she will take risks to see the outcome. She’s always ready to try new things and meet new people. Sometimes crazy and freaky, which is fun when with friends. Is full of all kinds of jokes. Kind of forgetful and a lucky person.
Jannessa always eats my food.
Jannessa by Sempiesause October 5, 2019
A devious lying female that will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She loves money so if you dare to take on this female you better have a lot of it. She can never have to many mates and you will need to be flexible and open minded when it comes to sexual orientation. A real challenge, you must be prepared for mood swings, spending lots of money and multiple mates if you what to hook up with her.
Jeannessa loves to spend money

Jaunesse 

Jaunesse, a complicated female name hailing from the island of Gozo. Most Jaunesses tend to tease those who cannot bold font on facebook chat.
Adriana: how do you bold facebook font?

Jaunesse: SECRET BWAHAHAHA
Jaunesse by ministerforhealth January 20, 2011

jennesse 

Fine young lady very funny loving and king but tends to get moody at times .Has a lot of friends and is pretty and has a nice butt too!
Mark : damn!! Jennesse is fine

Alex: back off she’s mine

Mark: fine I’ll let you have her this time
jennesse by Hence a pictur March 11, 2018

johnnesse 

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.
I want to be Johnnesse.
johnnesse by Strengths December 19, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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