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A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."
Janneke by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011
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the girl u wake up and just to say ur beautiful. hott, sexy, and a good person. a great mom and a loving wife
that jannee is one of a kind
jannee by truplaya219 February 18, 2010
Janese is a beautiful girl with such a great personality.She loves doing sports and loves to be with her friends.She is so beautiful all the boys are so attractive to her. Janese has an amazing body.Her body is like a woman's body is supposed to be. She is a sex goddess.
Boy: Damn she is so fine !! Other boy:I wish I was her boyfriend! Boy : she is so beautiful!😍 Other boy : Janese is not like any other girl she is everything a guy ever wanted
Janese by Typical jahdai July 12, 2017

Jannes Rule 

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her
Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.
Jannes Rule by peetee.tn September 19, 2021
A person by the name of Jannes is probably THE most attractive, intelligent and interesting person you will ever meet.

They are so rare and cool, if you see one get an autograph immediately.
Girl1: No way I think I saw a Jannes today, he was so cool.
Girl2: OMG what, did you ask for a selfie?
Jannes by NotificationGang June 28, 2020

Jannessa 

Jannessa is an amazing person. She is a social butterfly and doesn’t know it, she puts others needs before hers and is very supportive.Is very active and loves sports. Always so hunger and eats others food. Beautiful even though she disagrees. Jannessa is a outgoing person, she will take risks to see the outcome. She’s always ready to try new things and meet new people. Sometimes crazy and freaky, which is fun when with friends. Is full of all kinds of jokes. Kind of forgetful and a lucky person.
Jannessa always eats my food.
Jannessa by Sempiesause October 5, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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