janesse
Janesse is a cute, funny, sarcastic, playful girl. A great, loving, and caring girlfriend and is the best to be around.
Damnnnn not Janesse.
janesse by ItsThatttKid April 18, 2018
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Janessa
A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.
Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!
Janessa by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018
Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen by Adrian October 8, 2006
Janessa
Janessa is the prettiest name osrs she is the type of person to stand up for herself and the people she loves no matter what she will never take shit from anyone she is the type of person who could make you laugh instantly and she be havin guys fallin for her cute face and personality she is really tough on the outside because she doesn’t want to let people know that she is hurt she locks up all here feelings and doesn’t let anybody too close she is so fucking gorgeous and is so popular honestly she be havin all these hoes jealous and all thes niggas wanting anyways the definition of the name Janessa is a girl everybody should have.
Janessa by Bigtittytimmy May 4, 2018
Jenesse
Opinionated, Clever, Crazy and not in a bad way, just a tad bit violent, very intelligent, funny, and fun to be with, just an all around amazing girl. who likes to play Tetris and can be an evil mastermind, and very talented. Most Jenesse's tend to be beautiful, but this is one is very complex. just everything is complex, the structure of the eyes, and the structure of the most beautiful smile your eyes can meet. the awesome sound of her laugh. Funny, kind, caring, all around awesome.
Man , that girl is so Jenesse!
I met this girl and she was like so jenesse.
They say the internet can be forever, i say it can be jenesse.
I met this girl and she was like so jenesse.
They say the internet can be forever, i say it can be jenesse.
Jenesse by Elegantpoet August 16, 2011
Janessa
Janessa has brown eyes curly hair and she is skinny but thick she is ver freaky and she has a bad attitude she also gets mad very easy but she has a good heart.
Janessa by Anonymous user11112 April 24, 2019
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