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A devious lying female that will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She loves money so if you dare to take on this female you better have a lot of it. She can never have to many mates and you will need to be flexible and open minded when it comes to sexual orientation. A real challenge, you must be prepared for mood swings, spending lots of money and multiple mates if you what to hook up with her.
Jeannessa loves to spend money
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A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.
Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!
Janessa by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018
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An extrmely kind hearted person you can always trust to help you through your hard times. She may not have an interest in you romantically, but she loves you like family either way. She is probably the most kind person you will ever meet in your entire life, and cannot br replaced or forgotten. She is God's angel sent to bless this Earth. She is also very beautiful, however very quiet. She also will not accept favours for helping you out and insists on you not returning favours.
Jenessa is so beautiful, she is also so thoughtful and caring. I wish I could date her, she is an amazing person!
Jenessa by ColdplayFan72617 March 3, 2018
Janessa is the prettiest name osrs she is the type of person to stand up for herself and the people she loves no matter what she will never take shit from anyone she is the type of person who could make you laugh instantly and she be havin guys fallin for her cute face and personality she is really tough on the outside because she doesn’t want to let people know that she is hurt she locks up all here feelings and doesn’t let anybody too close she is so fucking gorgeous and is so popular honestly she be havin all these hoes jealous and all thes niggas wanting anyways the definition of the name Janessa is a girl everybody should have.
Person one : I want to kill myself

Person two: get yourself a janessa just not mine.❤️
Janessa by Bigtittytimmy May 4, 2018
Janessa is that one girl who is really pretty and has some very nice eyebrows. She likes memes and laughs Alot. She is very friendly and nice when u meet her. She sometimes could be freaky😂
Janessa is so awesome!
Janessa by Jewish Potato December 29, 2016
Janessa has brown eyes curly hair and she is skinny but thick she is ver freaky and she has a bad attitude she also gets mad very easy but she has a good heart.
You really need a janessa
Janessa by Anonymous user11112 April 24, 2019
Shy with a hint of spunk. A little afraid to try new things but will adore them when she gets into it. She is lovely, beautiful and talented, but sometimes does not believe she really is. Can be a little crazy hyper!
She thinks she's not a Janessa, but she totally is!
Janessa by mentalplague September 9, 2009
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