jturk

Every high school has that one hot girl that all the guys go home and jerk off to. she's called a jturk

Damn, look at her... shes a jturk

by bOLY December 7, 2010

wurk n' jurk

Someone that has a job and ain't sitting idle all day.

Leaving for their job at 3:00 am a person thought here I go doing the wurk n' jurk thing again.

by jpg3 February 16, 2014

Little Jurkull

a demeening term used to be derogatorilly denouncing standard, seriously insulting, less formall than "you litle jerk off!" or "You little son of a bitch!"

boy caught stealing by his father at a convenience store, the father punches the kid in the skull then denounces his son as a "Little Jurkull!"

by L.J.F February 4, 2009

jtusk

just thought you should know

person1: jtusk that i`m okay.

person2: that`s good to hear!

by ajufmmhvc November 20, 2009

jurking

Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.

This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.

Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.

Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.

by LetUsKale November 2, 2011

jurktle

jurktle is when jerking off while having a turtle head poking out .

i had to shit so bad when i was jerking off i had to jurktle.

by dirtyz25 September 10, 2012

Jurkin the Turkey

Something that a jimmy likes doing allot

Jimmy likes Jurkin the turkey

by jurktheturk May 9, 2022