jturk
Every high school has that one hot girl that all the guys go home and jerk off to. she's called a jturk
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wurk n' jurk
wurk n' jurk by jpg3 February 16, 2014
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Little Jurkull
a demeening term used to be derogatorilly denouncing standard, seriously insulting, less formall than "you litle jerk off!" or "You little son of a bitch!"
boy caught stealing by his father at a convenience store, the father punches the kid in the skull then denounces his son as a "Little Jurkull!"
Little Jurkull by L.J.F February 4, 2009
jurking
Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.
This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
jurktle
jurktle is when jerking off while having a turtle head poking out .
Jurkin the Turkey
Jurkin the Turkey by jurktheturk May 9, 2022
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