1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day!

2. an ugly or repulsive person/face

After staring at this girls picture for hours, he decided he would enjoy a good jurkin.

or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!

ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!

Jurk by Brizzle0991 June 22, 2009

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wurk n' jurk

Someone that has a job and ain't sitting idle all day.

Leaving for their job at 3:00 am a person thought here I go doing the wurk n' jurk thing again.

wurk n' jurk by jpg3 February 16, 2014

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jam roll jurk off

wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.

Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!

jam roll jurk off by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006

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teat jurk

1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.

2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.

3.A very hard nipple cripple

That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.

Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.

Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.

teat jurk by Robbie earle February 15, 2007

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