a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a
particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but
particularly to those with large hair and stretchy
eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.
"Wow that jurtle's
got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"
My friend with the stretchy
eyebrows should meet that jurtle."