jurktle

jurktle is when jerking off while having a turtle head poking out .

i had to shit so bad when i was jerking off i had to jurktle.

by dirtyz25 September 10, 2012

jurtle

a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.

"Wow that jurtle's got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"My friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle."

by Ms. Sweeney December 9, 2007

Jurtle100

A big nigga that watches a shit ton of hentai.

Yo look at that Jurtle100 he busted for the 5th time this second

by penisman42069xxxpussyslayer August 1, 2020

jurkle

to have a moment of sporadic and quick movement

Good Lord, he is having a jurkle!!! -Student in a class, 2024

by RobDaTop42,069 May 18, 2024