jsaps 

Acronym for: Jordan Spread Asshole and Pussy Special. Deriving from the internet celebrity and twitter personality Jordan H, meaning when a girl takes a photo from an angle where both their asshole and pussy are being spread by their own hands, preferably kneeling down.

"I'm going to need a jsaps from you if you want me to take you seriously bitch"

jsaps by monk-e October 20, 2020

Japsycho 

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

Japsycho by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

Jcapsexual 

Sexually attracted to Jessica Capshaw.

Parents: Are you a lesbian?
No I’m Jcapsexual

Jcapsexual by jcapsgurl January 4, 2021

japsican 

half mexican
half japanese

josh is a japsican
he likes his rice in his burritos

japsican by bobalobadoodoo April 25, 2006

Jap, Japs 

Word used by Americans during WW2 as an abbreviation of Japanese. Often used as a way of insult to refer to the Japanese.

You F**king Japs!!

Jap, Japs by Whale watcher April 22, 2003

japs eye 

the tiny hole at the end of the penis, resembles eye of person of japanese extraction.

He fucked a melon and got some seeds stuck in his japs eye

japs eye by lannery May 13, 2005

japscat 

when a japaneese person eats poop for fun...

uhh im japaneese and i eat shit for fun?

japscat by Teresa March 3, 2005