joustle
Joustle is a Normal-type Pokémon and has the special ability to create random bullshits and waste time.
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justle by memory's shadow January 22, 2012
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jostlefoxing
jostlefoxing by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009
Butt-Jouster
Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"
Butt-Jouster by G-Stein May 20, 2007
Confused Jouster
Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
Confused Jouster by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013
jostlebag
The hairy sack between the male's legs. Manipulating, adjusting or "jostling" this sack is apparently a male ritual.
1. It was really hot out, so I had to shake my jostlebag loose a couple of times.
2. That chick is a freak. She tried to make tea with my jostlebag.
2. That chick is a freak. She tried to make tea with my jostlebag.
jostlebag by Hank Spatter July 6, 2004
Chicago cross-jostle
A sexual act. A Chicago cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
Chicago cross-jostle by Eldon Stump July 4, 2006