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when one man fondles another man's balls while preforming anal sex
in the sex train, the men justled each other
justle by memory's shadow January 22, 2012

jusley biebrus

The name given to the theory that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are the same person.
After comparing the lousy tattoo art choices both Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus have made I am becoming more and more suspicious that the Jusley Biebrus theory is true.
jusley biebrus by Dentura Hogfloss January 14, 2014
JUSTIE - A male who is so politically correct that he is emasculated. He is so deprived of his male role or identity that he is ashamed to be born a man. He compensates by being so politically correct that he is rendered a "plonker". Plonker being English slang for a fool. This saying emerged from Canada's Prime Minister who surrendered his own manhood to selfies and political correctness .
Justin Trudeau was seen flapping his arms around saying that "we don't say mankind but we like to say 'peoplekind'...it's more inclusive.'' This guy is such a little Justie.

I heard about this Justie who wanted to change several politically incorrect words: Mankind to Peoplekind, Manatee to Peopleatee, Man-O-War to People-O-War, Man-Up to People-Up and even Manitoba to Peopleatoba.
Justie by WIdeas that matter February 9, 2018
The best person you will ever meet. Drop-dead gorgeous and gives the best advice there is. Its a good idea to talk to this person as much as possible because they will make you feel better. Makes the perfect girlfriend/best friend.
"aye man. Justeen's over there." - person 1
"coool. ima talk to her. shes my bfff." -person 2
Justeen by ohyeeeeeeeeeee December 31, 2011

justgetme 

A "justgetme" is something, (plural "justgetmes") which a wife asks her husband to purchase on his way home from work or wherever.
These are usually small purchases like a pint of milk or a loaf of bread, but sometimes can be a few items amounting to as much as £10.
Of course, the purchaser will not see any of the cash for these purchases, whether they are for them both, or personal requisites for his other half, who I imagine assumes the funds for which come from "an imaginary source."
Darling, while you're out can you justgetme a pint of milk, oh! and I need some tights, the usual kind and some make-up removal pads and a deodorant.
justgetme by Doghouse Riley January 13, 2009
To have your spirit and physical being crushed into a state of submission. To have your life ruined beyond repair.
American men tend to get justed hard after a divorce.
justed by bigguyforyou4221 April 23, 2018
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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