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joroach

Joroach is another name for stupid Jonas Brothers-fans who can't shut up for one second while they're screaming "OMG NICK JONAS I LYK LUUUURVE U!!!!111eleven" and don't seem to realize that JB are just failing to copy Panic At The Disco, and trying to be a rock band when they're just a pre-produced Disney pop-band.
PATDonline forum-girl 1: OMJ now Joe Jonas is performing in a top-hat, guyliner and skinny jeans just like Brendon Urie!!
PATDonline forum-girl 2: Gah, I hate Jonas Brothers and I bet all the joroaches love that he's a Brendon wannabe.
by PORNOMiME September 29, 2008
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jordach

Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn
I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle
by gordie303 December 10, 2005
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Jordache

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.
*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob
by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004
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joroscho

nadsat lenguaje: good; nice
that girl was really joroscho
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Jordache

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.
"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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jordachi

A person who is fancy and has lots of jell in hair
All of the girls love JOrdachi
by Jordan Mull December 24, 2007
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Jordache

A white male with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jordache is known for being a very angry person. Going along with his anger Jordache is known to be very short.
Why is Jordache so angry?
by A random user 21928383 November 21, 2021
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