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scandalised

after a bad experience, to be left feeling like a total injustice has been done.
"we absolutely murdered Sheff Utd for the last 20 mins and then they go and score in the 5th minute of injury time ... i felt absolutely scandalised."
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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tiger army

a small band of travelling Hull City football fans who travel the length and breadth of England to support their team through both good and bad times - and show loyalty and spirit, singing when they are losing as well as winning, whether Dolan or Taylor are in charge - they never lose faith.

some particularly enlightened fans will own every album by the band of the same name, and will be campaigning to get 'Never Die', 'Nocturnal' and other rousing classics played before kick off instead of the usual 'slit your wrists' indie shite like Coldplay and Keane.
"when the Tiger Army's on the prowl, and the human world just brings us down".
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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dice night

an alternative to a pub crawl but with the same overall intention - going out with friends and drinking - only this time using a dice.

assign different pubs a number on the dice (take two dice if u want), take it turns to roll, and go to the corresponding pub, drinking a pint and moving on.

the purpose is that it stops you getting stuck in a rut with your nights out, and can improve conversation as well as meeting people and the potential for interesting occurances.
"now then lads, who's up for a dice night tonight? I'll bring the dice, meet you in Ye Olde Starre Inne at 7pm."
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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gamp

Gamp is an old-fashioned English word for an umbrella which derives from a Charles Dickens character called Mrs Gamp who used to carry an umbrella around (possibly in Martin Chuzzlewit).

Not in use today, but references can be found to it in at least 2 George Formby songs "you're everything to me" and "under that blasted oak tree".
"and although the weather's damp, i can do without my gamp"
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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flite

quite simply, this is pigeon shit.

cleverly combining 'to fly' (what pigeons do) with shite(also what pigeons do).

This originated in Northern England approx 1996 when pigeon faeces found their way into the water supply of a popular school, causing health and safety issues to be raised.
"ewww, you just drank a glass of that water - look at the bits in it, man, it's full of flite!"
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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winged-rats

pigeons. Some people see them as the equivalent of rats because they spread disease and are found in great abundance in city centres getting under people's feet - see chavs, townies etc. See also flite for what they produce.
"i was sat on a bench in town having a mcdonalds and then the second i droppped a chip, a million winged-rats appeared outta nowhere."
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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scuzzer

an undesirable member of society who sports Leeds Utd and England football tattoo's, has a shaved head, wears dirty clothes, swears every other word, drinks Stella, does nazi salutes without really understanding what they mean and has a total inferiority complex.

found dwelling in and around Elland Road most Saturdays, probably lives in a scuzzy squat in Castleford, Armley or if they're really posh, Pudsey.
"god Sarah, you were right. I went to that real ale festival at the town hall and some local scuzzer stole my IPod."
by StymieSi June 11, 2006
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