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A gigantic mondo penis as tho from Jack Ransick
Wow Jros has a massive Jroach, he mogs.
Jroach by Asfeldy December 5, 2025
Words you can keep
Joachim is the name of a still-living legend.

He is the best at almost everything he does.

But Joachim is also used as a nickname for everyone who are unbelieveable talented, no matter he does.

If someone, except the real Joachim, should be called Joachim, it has to be someone who is extremely out of scale, such as Chuck Norris and Hansi Hinterseer.
1: daaaaamn! That was amazing!

2: Yes he is quite talented

1: Yeah he's almost a Joachim

2: Calm down dude.... calm down

1: You're right.... There's only one Joachim
Joachim by Joggerev January 3, 2012
A boys name for a godlike person.
Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.
Joachim is the name of a danish prince.
Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze
Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!
joachim by Jogge January 11, 2009
A simp whether its 2D or 3D beings
"I would die for this girl"
"You're such a Joachim"
Joachim by Fruit punch samurai November 2, 2020
A big ass sexy motherfucker, he is cute as HECK and is a 1000% straight
No way! Its a Joachim, he is so cuteee!
Joachim by Damn he cure November 18, 2020
a name for a boy with an exterior meant to reflect happiness, contentment, and joy, but hides a deep internal pain; basically anyone who puts up a front to hide emotional conflict and burden in order to keep his friends from worrying about him.
He's being joachim again.

Joachims have so many problems.
joachim by forum_movement April 26, 2010

joachim daddy d 

our very much beloved organisational coordinator king with a big candy jar for all of the complaining students at his school
Peter being a little scheisser- lets go to joachim daddy d, He will manage everthing for us.

Oh i want to change p5 and p4 and my sportkurs and my seminarfach and i dont want to be in class with my ey bf- no problem, daddy d will manage everything.
joachim daddy d by A fine pickle jar February 13, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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