jootzi
A Jootzi is an Aboriginal word for a over weight mate with a layer of fat covering their private parts
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Jootsie
Joozian
Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.
They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.
Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.
Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
Joozinek
The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.
Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !
Joozinek by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011
jootai
jootai by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007
Jootie-butt
A noun created by a man who goes by the name of Kreoble.
A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.
A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.
"Damn, that stud over there got a jootie-butt."
"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."
"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."
Jootie-butt by Big_Dick_Larry June 3, 2023
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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