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Getting ass from a Jewish girl.
Bob: That Jootie I got last night was totally covetous!

Joe: Heil yeah!
Jootie by Mo Chedda March 7, 2004
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Jootie is a organization that focuses on pronouns at JCPS in Louisville specifically at Ballard High School
Jootie is so hughes, Im so excited to learn more about the Jootie curriculum
Jootie by Okme123 April 18, 2024
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Jootie Jootie-butt Jooty Joobies joobie jookie joonie joonies jooter Joodie

Jootie-butt 

A noun created by a man who goes by the name of Kreoble.

A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.
"Damn, that stud over there got a jootie-butt."

"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."
Jootie-butt by Big_Dick_Larry June 3, 2023
"Hey man you lookin' Joopie today, guy. You need some rest, fella."
Joopie by Big Bubble Butt Tea May 28, 2013
How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.
anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*
Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018
A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.
I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeƱo on my jootsie
Jootsie by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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