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An absolute beautiful man and has a massive cock that he wraps around his neck because it can’t fit it in his pants
WOAH HES A JOATZIN
Joatzin by Isaiah B October 20, 2025
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verb; Having a great desire for something such as food or an activity and spoken with emphasis.
I am joanzin for some Taco Bell!
Joanzin by 5izzlinhot49 December 28, 2010
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joanzing 

The act of assaulting a person from behind with a club or blunt object and dragging them back to your room to have your way with them like a caveman. A common practice for large individuals whose game is lacking to the point where they don't even bother talking to girls because they know they don't have the intellect or personality to coax someone sleep with them... Straight college rape
John- Hey man what are you doing with that club?

Matt- I haven't gotten laid in a while man, I'm straight Joanzing tonight.
joanzing by byaaaaaaa March 3, 2008
A dumb word that means a fun time
What a joatins time
joatins by Alphazz October 26, 2020
When one pours a mixture of gin, vodka, and tequila using a funnel and tube into their urethra and has the drink mixture sucked out by a member of the preferred sex to illicit a burning sensation
"Yo bro she totally was Joating me last night and added four loko, it burnt so bad"
Joating by Joat Jacob March 27, 2024
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