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Jottsie
A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.
Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...
Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...
Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...
Jottsie by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008
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Jootie-butt
A noun created by a man who goes by the name of Kreoble.
A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.
A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.
"Damn, that stud over there got a jootie-butt."
"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."
"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."
Jootie-butt by Big_Dick_Larry June 3, 2023
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Jootie is a organization that focuses on pronouns at JCPS in Louisville specifically at Ballard High School
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