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A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.
Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...

Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...
Jottsie by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008
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Jootie-butt 

A noun created by a man who goes by the name of Kreoble.

A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.
"Damn, that stud over there got a jootie-butt."

"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."
Getting ass from a Jewish girl.
Bob: That Jootie I got last night was totally covetous!

Joe: Heil yeah!
Jootie by Mo Chedda March 7, 2004
Small parasites that are spread by jews. Supposedly, if you catch them you gradually become jewish.
No way am I sleeping in THAT bed, I might catch some of your jooties!
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Jootie is so hughes, Im so excited to learn more about the Jootie curriculum
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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