Jooting

Getting on a circular table and Putting the male testicles in-between the teeth of another male and spinning in circles around the table to cause a line of teeth marks to know how deep it can go down your throat so you don't choke. This can be done with a female too but she bites too hard.

Mark I know you bleed last time but we should start jooting again I don't want to throw up again

by Jootgod March 19, 2024

Joosting

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.

"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"

by Known2Bite June 16, 2020

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Jooving

To repetitively thrust therefor making your testicals make a slapping sound,

Sacrificing pain for humour

"Did you see Trysten Jooving lastnight? he must have huge nuts"

by Trys-10 February 9, 2010

Jooning

Coined by social media parenting influencers The Adanna & David Family, jooning refers to the daily routine of journaling anything we are particularly grateful for.

I enjoyed jooning with the kids before bedtime, it reminded me that today wasn't such a shitty day after all.
Me: What you doing Noah?
Noah: I'm just jooning

by I saw it on IG September 16, 2020

Josting

(Just Offenders Serving Time) The act of serving time in jail or prison

Yeah, girl. Me and Amanda were josting together last week.

by Kablamber May 31, 2018

Jomtingz

a mega party. only the awesome of the awesome may attend these godlike events. no one knows how these sacred things were made but it is thought that the jomgods had created this for people to enjoy. men have been driven insane trying to grasp the awesomeness of a jomtingz. it has been said that chuck norris was conceived at a jomtingz.

" yooo broo are you going to the jomtingz tonight?"
" yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"

^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.

by boddymon24 June 4, 2010