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Joosting
"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"
Joosting by Known2Bite June 16, 2020
Mind jotting
Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.
Mind jotting by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008
Jooning
Coined by social media parenting influencers The Adanna & David Family, jooning refers to the daily routine of journaling anything we are particularly grateful for.
I enjoyed jooning with the kids before bedtime, it reminded me that today wasn't such a shitty day after all.
Me: What you doing Noah?
Noah: I'm just jooning
Me: What you doing Noah?
Noah: I'm just jooning
Jooning by I saw it on IG September 16, 2020
Jomtingz
a mega party. only the awesome of the awesome may attend these godlike events. no one knows how these sacred things were made but it is thought that the jomgods had created this for people to enjoy. men have been driven insane trying to grasp the awesomeness of a jomtingz. it has been said that chuck norris was conceived at a jomtingz.
" yooo broo are you going to the jomtingz tonight?"
" yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"
^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.
" yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"
^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.
Jomtingz by boddymon24 June 4, 2010
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