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Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014
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A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.
I went to a NASCAR race and now I'm suffering from a deadly case of jortia.
jortia by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007

jotiando 

Danny and Tommy were jotiando with Jorge.
jotiando by LaRosie January 14, 2008
A combination of two superior beings. IE. A small god and a large god.
Oh my god, those two gods have just merged to form a Jootai!
jootai by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007
The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.
"You must have some Joosian ancestors"
Joosian by Itai October 18, 2005
Shoes, boots, or anything else that a person would wear on their feet.
Dude 1: I got my Jootbags all wet!
Dude 2: It will soak right to your socks. That sucks, you should get new Jootbags.
Jootbags by PPPAAA October 25, 2009