When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.
Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual
by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017
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The act of people liking other people named John.
"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."
by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022
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there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.
"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."
by Krkič July 28, 2023
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