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Joelsepher 

Someone completely undeserving of the position of authority they are in. A Joelsepher often spends his work days navigating through scandalous areas of the internet and telling his employees to shave their sideburns because facial hair is unacceptable in the work place.

It should be noted that he has a beard that is majestic as fuck, and his employees don't have sideburns.

Also, jazz feet.
"Do you see that guy over there? He's making out with mashpotatos...."

"Thats Joelsepher, best to leave him be."
Joelsepher by JD5000 May 8, 2014
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A joel who wishes he was a joe.
Alex: Hey joel!

Joel: My name's JOELSEPH goddammit!!

Joespher Lubington

Apple Fanboy, owns about 7000 fidget spinners.
Joespher Lubington is a person.
Joespher Lubington by SICKO69420 November 29, 2017

Joesephene 

A beautiful girl who doesn't even know she's beautiful and is very insecure about it, she is a good friend. She's pretty popular but is often misunderstood by others but once you get to know her you will find out that you're a very lucky person to have her as your friend.
Guy 1: Who's that gorgeous girl over there?
Guy 2: Oh that's Joesephene!
Joesephene by The Goddess Venus November 21, 2021
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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