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Toeliosis 

When a person has ugly, crooked toes that cross over each other
OMG, Dude!! You have toeliosis!!
Toeliosis by DavidinKY April 22, 2011
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A spinal disease that's is contracted from popping your ass and boobs out for elongated periods of time.
Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?

Man 2: nah man why

Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies

Toeliosis 

When someone has some fucked up looking toes that should never see the light of day.
Damn! That dude in the sandals has toeliosis!
Toeliosis by Erocypsi May 9, 2016
Joelouisa is a nice, pretty, smart but sneaky friend. She tries to be sneaky but It doesn’t work because she never remembers to delete the evidence. She likes to copy what other people do, and even if your her bsf she will not tell you everything even tho you may feel like she is.
Ugh..! Your such a Joelouisa 😒
joelouisa by Whatdidhesayyyyy December 22, 2020

jeliosity 

The slimy green goo of envy that fills one when they are envious of someone else.
A jello-like substance that can fill one's soul when they are envious.
"Tina, your new purse just fills me with jeliosity."
"When Tony saw your new car, he just filled up with jeliosity."
jeliosity by punkgrrlshim November 8, 2011

joelmoister 

Big gimp not in edl
he is a loser he must be a joelmoister
joelmoister by fesferfrsetfg January 8, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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