Toeliosis 

When a person has ugly, crooked toes that cross over each other

OMG, Dude!! You have toeliosis!!

Toeliosis by DavidinKY April 22, 2011

Toeliosis 

When someone has some fucked up looking toes that should never see the light of day.

Damn! That dude in the sandals has toeliosis!

Toeliosis by Erocypsi May 9, 2016

Trolliosis 

Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.

Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!

Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?

Trolliosis by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011

hoeliosis

A spinal disease that's is contracted from popping your ass and boobs out for elongated periods of time.

Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?

Man 2: nah man why

Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies

hoeliosis by Putin it in your mom April 20, 2014

Trolliosis 

Skin condition newborns are diagnosed with causing them to rapidly evolve into monstrous trolls. No such cure has been found for trolliosis, all that can be done is plastic surgery.

Symptoms include:
Greasy hair
Unbelievable strength

Mood Swings
Addiction to Steal
Obsessiveness
Tends to live under bridges

I heard that girl was born with trolliosis... poor troll.

Trolliosis by Dr. TrollnBurge December 11, 2010

Tooliosis 

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

Tooliosis by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooliosis 

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

Tooliosis by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011