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Job's Daughters
World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.
Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.
Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.
Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!
Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!
Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.
Job's Daughters by Nathan (best bethel beau ever) August 1, 2008
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job's a carrot
"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.
job's a carrot by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016
job's bitch
The term used to define an Apple 'i' product fan. Under the second tenure of Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO, the company had released many products branded with prefix of letter "i" such as iphone and ipad. They have been recognized as Steve's "i"dea;
Stop wasting your time on these silly devices,you job's bitch and concentrate on work.
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
job's bitch by originalThinker December 4, 2013
Job’s a Fish
A noncencical phrase just heard said by one copper to another, who repeated it, on Police Interceptors. Enough said. A perfect example of their sad, cliquey humour.
Job’s a Fish by Pickled-Brain May 20, 2022
Job's Daughters
According to Urban Legend, the Job's Daughters are an organization of princesses who died for their fathers' sakes. Job's Daughters know exactly what they're doing, and they do not want to be messed with.
Da Jobbies are awesome, y'all!!!!
The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.
The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.
Job's Daughters by Zillah Lewis September 28, 2008
the job's fucked/knackered
the job's fucked/knackered by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
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