daughters 

The single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.

"When Daughters stepped on stage, I knew I was going to die."

daughters by Carl August 27, 2003

Daughters 

A chaotic comical pornogrind band. their latest cd had 10 tracks and clocked in at just 11 minutes. This band is awesome in small doses, but will will give you a serious mindfuck if listened to for too long.

i dont give a shit about wood, im not a chemist!

Daughters by Liberate te ex Inferis October 11, 2004

daughters 

Quite possibly the worst band in existence. Many hardcore fans pretend to enjoy their music, citing them as "experimental," "abstract," and "amazing." Many believe that because they do not sound like any other band it automatically means their music is good.

You'll get a ton of Live Journal community credibility if you mention the band Daughters.

daughters by roo January 4, 2005

Daughters 

Yeah, see, the DAUGHTERS it's unquestionably bad to daft (but only because the fat-cocks need someone to fuck) but the sons? Totally fine. And when they get back? Doesn't matter. If the have a fat-cock some chick will take them in and if not they can just be hobos.

Hym "Yeah, no. Draft em. I don't have a problem with that at all. First Annual Daughters Draft! Sounds great. The alliteration really makes it pop. If they aren't going with the men then they will literally only care about the men they're fucking so... Go! Bye! I'm also a registered republican."

Daughters by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Daughters dads 

Men looking for a girlfriend. Do not seek your daughters friend.

If your daughter and her friends are pretty. You should treat them like gem's. And, spoil, laugh, and love them. With the best of your heart.Daughters Dads must not subject there daughters to the embarrassment of hitting on there friends. They should have respect and admire the friendship of there beautiful daughter.

Daughters dads by UNO DOS TRACE July 9, 2011

Daughters Day 

Daughters day is on the 1st of July every year. On daughters day u celebrate ur daughters for being amazing X

“Ah today is daughters day , we need to get our daughter a present for being so amazing”

Daughters Day by DontbejelbereemXO June 21, 2020

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters 

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters by anon August 18, 2003