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A stupid bitch is named Joalma she loves to fuck with your head and makes people laugh because she's slower than a snail
Joalma is very nice
joalma by bootielicker5000 February 8, 2022
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A tall funny man with a huge smile that shows his huge dimples a person with a heart that cant break hes a strong man emotionally and physically. Hes someone who wont regret having in your life. He looks like shrek too but who doesn't love Jolman.
Jolman a big friendly giant.
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A finnish name used mostly to describe a person with a huge penis and unbeliveable sex skills.
Look, there he goes! Is that Jalmari? In the middle of the day? Yep. Thats's Jalmari
Jalmari by Jööteri September 20, 2018
Jol•amar
Adjective:

1. A state of neither like or dislike, a distaste that leans to indifference but never quite reaches.

Example: A fly in the room you’re not inclined to swat since there’s nothing, food, for it to fuck with-in theory-but it Fucks with everything that it can possibly get it’s little clean, yet “stigmatizely” disgusting, body on. You don’t really think about it except for when it buzzes in your ear, then you observe it, and keep it pushing.
Gotta say, I’m really starting to Jolamar you Margret...
Jolamar by MrsSucmiuff January 23, 2019
A breed of rabbit found mainly in northern Wisconsin.
Look at those Jolmas, they breed like rabbits.
jolma by Kristian Cunningham May 13, 2008

Joanmarie 

Joanmarie is an amazing person with a heart warming personality, Joanmarie is gorg and has most guys falling for her beauty and personality. Joanmarie can get shy but she can also be very outgoing and fun. Joanmarie is a great friend and will care for you no matter what. She is loyal, trust worthy also a great girlfriend. If I were you I would find your self a beautiful Joanmarie. - by joanmarie go follow me on insta @joanmarierodriguez._ hehe 😁
Random kid: who is that gorgeous new student?
Another random kid: she’s joanmarie , lets go talk to her!!
Joanmarie by therealjoanmarie December 23, 2018
Joelma is a great mom, hot in the sheets, incridible teacher, and awesome person.
Joelma, stop being so beautiful.
joelma by Bitch of rules October 14, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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