Joalanda 

She's fine and beautiful she nice and friendly she really don't care about what people say behind her back she smiles even if she's hurting inside she'll make sure you're okay even if she's not

Boy 1: hey are you friends with joalanda

Boy 2: yes she's really friendly

Joalanda by anonymous November 19, 2023

Jolanda 

A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.

Jolanda is a baddy.

Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020

Jalanda 

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010

Jolanda 

Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.

Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!

Jolanda by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018

jolanda 

an evil person that likes to scare her friends

Jolanda told me that George is trying to impregnate me by saying hi.

jolanda by Cheermerlyn December 23, 2003

Jolanda 

A weird acting black person that works as a drug dealer

Gimme the drugs Jolanda!

Jolanda by Johnny the NinjaSamurai June 12, 2017

dirty jolanda

Usually very quiet, shy girl who love to get jizzed on secretly

Yea she's shy, but she is really a dirty jolanda

dirty jolanda by Jcn2 June 9, 2020