jolma
jolma by Kristian Cunningham May 13, 2008
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Lake jolma
Nickname……
This man has no limits (hide your girl)
A man that drowns in puh from birth. (He may never learn to swim)
Predecessor of puddles and droplet….
This man has no limits (hide your girl)
A man that drowns in puh from birth. (He may never learn to swim)
Predecessor of puddles and droplet….
Lake jolma by Gsridifirjjr December 13, 2025
Related Words
jolman • jolma • Lake jolma • jola • Jolan • jolanda • Joemari • jalmar • joelma • Joemama is fatherless
joemalia
An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
Jolia
Jolia is a very unique name also someone you’d want to be friends with,She will always be there for you when you need her. When you first meet her she isn’t shy, shes a really confident girl, but once you get to know her more she is a fun, crazy, loving person. She would also make a great girlfriend, she will love you, kiss you,give you hugs. Jolia is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL AND HOT. Jolia will always speak her mind, she can be mean ASF but don’t take some stuff she says to the heart she play a lot. Shes a very kind person at first but if she hear you talking shit or doing anything to her that isnt nice, dont expect her to stay nice with you,Jolia dont like FAKE PEOPLE.
Jolia speaks her mind a lot , she doesn’t care what people think, she can be very presin and harsh with people sometimes, she can be a REBEL because she dont care. When people hurt her she will always give second chances, no doubt 3rd,4th,5th she will always forgive you. You’re lucky if you have a friend like Jolia, not a lot of people have this girl. Don’t everlose her
Jolia speaks her mind a lot , she doesn’t care what people think, she can be very presin and harsh with people sometimes, she can be a REBEL because she dont care. When people hurt her she will always give second chances, no doubt 3rd,4th,5th she will always forgive you. You’re lucky if you have a friend like Jolia, not a lot of people have this girl. Don’t everlose her
jolap
jolap by greensborogirl February 3, 2010
Jolana
Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.
Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019
Jolaade
Jolaade is very beautiful and sweet. She's very talented, smart and ambitious. Everyone wants to be her friend. She is a family person. She loves to learn new things and she is always open to new ideas. Jolaade is also business savvy. She is good at investing and building her portfolio. She is also likely to be a millionaire by age 40. People can't tell how much wealth she's capable to acquiring because she stays humble. Everyone want to be like Jolaade.
Jolaade by Go-getterrrrr February 2, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.