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jhalmar 

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Is a person that's almost perfect. He will always be there for you, a serius but lovable and trusted guy. Smart and also handsome.
Jhalmar is perfect! So lucky to have him.
jhalmar by anonymous November 8, 2021
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Jalmari

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A finnish name used mostly to describe a person with a huge penis and unbeliveable sex skills.
Look, there he goes! Is that Jalmari? In the middle of the day? Yep. Thats's Jalmari
Jalmari by Jööteri September 20, 2018
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jhamari 

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He is very cute and he loves candy. He is a pro athlete and has a very cool family.
JHAMARI IS SO HOT PEOPLE WANT TO DATE HIM EVEN GAY PEOPLE
jhamari by WhereIsDude? June 22, 2018
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jalmar 

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Somebody who is a weeb and is very lit and can rekt anyone. People that are named Alfred are normally Jalmar's bitch I have Slav
Jalmar is super lit
Alfred is not Jalmar
jalmar by Litboi December 13, 2016
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Jalmar 

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A amazing human who only a select few of people are blesset with This amazing name. Jalmar are usally better then Alfreds and Marius. But they are known to be weebs and play video games especially multiplayer games
Marius: Jalmar is better then you in overwatch
Alfred: its true. He always better then me
Jalmar by Litboi December 13, 2016
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Jalmar 

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Jalmar is a very kind person. He has the biggest ass in the world history. He likes to twerk and eats dick every morning.
What do you like, Peter says.
I love dicks, Jalmar screamed.
Jalmar by Clarre February 28, 2022
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jhamariah 

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A name only I have YouTube: 1bqnny
A mentally unstable person but usually funny and chill. Always trying to make people happy while putting others before themselves.
Jha-ma-ri-ah Jhamariah was uploading YouTube videos
jhamariah by Anti Goat < FN July 10, 2022
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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