joelma

Joelma is a great mom, hot in the sheets, incridible teacher, and awesome person.

Joelma, stop being so beautiful.

by Bitch of rules October 14, 2017

joelma

her name doesn't exist
is funny and protectiv mom with a dark past, thinks she can speak more than 16 languages but mixed them all together. independant woman who talks too loud on the phone, knows how to samba because she's brazilian
had 58 boyfriends when she was younger and married an italian man

"this woman is so cool"
"i know, that's my mom, Joelma"

by blackxparticle March 6, 2017

Joelma

Amazing person with an excellent personality and style .

Most like loves rap .

Has a ginormous bunda.
And big mommy milkers .

Dude 1: who is that fine person over there?

Dude 2 : that's Joelma .

Dude 1 : she fine ash

by jekkrvader September 15, 2021

joemalia

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

JoelPatrick

A black conservative who makes conservative ideas easy to understand

Oh look another joelpatrick, trying to be black and conservative

by Magalove October 18, 2018

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.

Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-

by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.

Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.

by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016