Jolman

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A tall funny man with a huge smile that shows his huge dimples a person with a heart that cant break hes a strong man emotionally and physically. Hes someone who wont regret having in your life. He looks like shrek too but who doesn't love Jolman.

Jolman a big friendly giant.

Jolman by your.old.friend.in.sorrow March 14, 2019

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jolman

sexfeind woman beater that sucks his freinds cock and gets pushed around by a preschooler

im going to beat the fuck out of that jolman

jolman by rslk January 20, 2009

Related Words

jolman • Jolan • jolanda • josman • jomana • jolani • Jörmangandr • josmany • jolana • Joland

Jolana

Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.

Jolana has a nice booty!

Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019

Jolanda

A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.

Jolanda is a baddy.

Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020

joumana

the most beautiful girl alive and she is very pretty,sexy,loves clothes, nice, leader,cute,hottie, a model
joumana can easily can get annoyed or pissed by kids. she is very rare and when anyone sees her falls in love with her. she gets treated like a queen even though she dosnt ask to be treated that way.

boy 1: OMG DID U SEE JOUMANA WALK PAST US SHES SUCH A HOTTIE
boy 2: *faints*

joumana by Xqueen_xX November 23, 2016

Jolanta

A female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. Charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.

At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah

Jolanta seems to be friends with everyone she meets!

Jolanta by Noonana19847012 May 7, 2011

Jomanizer

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure

The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.

Jomanizer by TeresaB. September 26, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026