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sometimes pronounced as jobie
scottish slang for crap/shit/poo. etc.
i just did a smelly joabie
boabie did a joabie
ya fuckin joabie jabber (homosexual)
joabie by j0hn83 April 12, 2007
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Boabie Joabie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

aka Muddy Helmet or Foreskin Fajita and Tadger Toally
Last night I did her up the ass so hard I had a boabie joabie!
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Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021
The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008
Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.
The only right name to anatheletic nice caring person is Joanie.
Joanie by Blahlaba December 29, 2017

Jobbie Nooner 

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?
Jobbie Nooner by steveweree June 28, 2010
(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.
Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.
Jobbie by Gav April 13, 2004
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