Jobie

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The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!

"Jobie is really sweet"

Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008

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Jobie

The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.

I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!

Jobie by ziggyian April 19, 2011

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Jobie • jobie hendrix • Pulled A Jobie • jobber • Jobe • jobbie • Jobis • jobbed • jobey • Jobism

Jobie

A woman who is dangerously funny but can be extremely focused when needed. Typically skilled with guns. Arch-nemesis to all species of cockroaches.

E.g. You seen Jobie’s boyfriend? He is so handsome.

Jobie by SecretAdmira November 22, 2021

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Jobie

Beautiful boy in the world. One of a kind. Special in every way. Touches the lives of everyone he meets

Jobie is a lovely boy

Jobie by Goblin fairy November 22, 2021

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jobie hendrix

That one kid who crankin it 24-7

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.

jobie hendrix by dahGOAT January 7, 2018

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jobie hendrix

a rapper, aka Yung Boob, also known for his virtuosity on the skin flute

Nah, it aint a flat tire. That's just jobie hendrix crankin in ya backseat.

jobie hendrix by dahGOAT January 18, 2018

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Pulled A Jobie

When you shit yourself right before we have to go on the field for a high school band marching festival.

Damn, I just pulled a Jobie.

Pulled A Jobie by Tneg March 1, 2019

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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