Jobie

The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!

"Jobie is really sweet"

by AdamSmith October 16, 2008

Jobie

The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.

I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!

by ziggyian April 19, 2011

Jobie

A woman who is dangerously funny but can be extremely focused when needed. Typically skilled with guns. Arch-nemesis to all species of cockroaches.

E.g. You seen Jobie’s boyfriend? He is so handsome.

by SecretAdmira November 22, 2021

Jobie

Beautiful boy in the world. One of a kind. Special in every way. Touches the lives of everyone he meets

Jobie is a lovely boy

by Goblin fairy November 22, 2021

jobie hendrix

That one kid who crankin it 24-7

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.

by dahGOAT January 7, 2018

jobie hendrix

a rapper, aka Yung Boob, also known for his virtuosity on the skin flute

Nah, it aint a flat tire. That's just jobie hendrix crankin in ya backseat.

by dahGOAT January 18, 2018

Pulled A Jobie

When you shit yourself right before we have to go on the field for a high school band marching festival.

Damn, I just pulled a Jobie.

by Tneg March 1, 2019