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The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008
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The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.
I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!
Jobie by ziggyian April 19, 2011
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A woman who is dangerously funny but can be extremely focused when needed. Typically skilled with guns. Arch-nemesis to all species of cockroaches.
E.g. You seen Jobie’s boyfriend? He is so handsome.
Jobie by SecretAdmira November 22, 2021
Beautiful boy in the world. One of a kind. Special in every way. Touches the lives of everyone he meets
Jobie is a lovely boy
Jobie by Goblin fairy November 22, 2021

jobie hendrix 

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.
jobie hendrix by dahGOAT January 7, 2018

jobie hendrix 

a rapper, aka Yung Boob, also known for his virtuosity on the skin flute
Nah, it aint a flat tire. That's just jobie hendrix crankin in ya backseat.
jobie hendrix by dahGOAT January 18, 2018

Pulled A Jobie 

When you shit yourself right before we have to go on the field for a high school band marching festival.
Damn, I just pulled a Jobie.
Pulled A Jobie by Tneg March 1, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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