jlizzard 

The act of materbating outside during a blizzard and before the point of climax you start flailing your willy around like a helicopter and then you mix your jizz with the blizzard to make a jlizzard.

Man I just survived a drake like jlizzard.

jlizzard by tyler bhjnytujnbhjuijhbhj April 17, 2024

Jizzard 

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

Jizzard by 1921 June 1, 2011

Jizzard 

The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.

Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.

Jizzard by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019

Jizzard 

(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.

"Dude, I had the best time at EDC last month. I even met the Jizzard!"

Jizzard by CleeTorith February 20, 2023

Jizzard Blizzard 

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

Jizzard Blizzard by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

Jizzard 

A Jizzard is a Blizzard made out of Jizz. It may also refer to a parody of The Blizzard of Oz, The Jizzard of Drake. for an example

Ozzy:"Hey man, have you listened to my Blizzard of Oz album?"
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."

Jizzard by UncleJizzy April 4, 2010

jizzard wand 

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

jizzard wand by Sand Acres July 16, 2016