Dragonsomen's definitions
Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.
Person number 1
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014
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