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A big large pussio who gets no beanies
jkobi by anonymous February 15, 2024
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The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008
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a nickname given to the character Sydney from the character Peter in the movie I Love You, Man.
"cya pistol pete"

"cya jobin"
Jobin by e dubbs April 5, 2009
Jobim is one of the most beautiful name that a man can ever have. A guy with a name Jobim is captivating, irreplaceable, unforgettable, beautiful, talented and near to perfection.
Jobim's always have a high self confidence, sometimes they are arrogant and sarcastic, but they are also humble. Jobim's have a good sense of humor, they are funny, cool and cute.
Jobim's are good looking, so a lot of people is falling in love with jobim. Jobim's can cook and Jobim's are athletic.

When you fall in love with jobim, it is going to be hard for you to forget them because they are perfect.
When a Jobim falls in love, they are going to do anything just for you to know his feelings. Jobim's are faithful and sincere when it comes to love. They believe in true love. they just don't want anyone to know.
When Jobim falls in love with you, you're the luckiest. don't break their heart, they deserve to be loved. Jobim's loves too hard.
"i have a crush, he looks so good. he's so funny. he never failed to make me laugh and smile. He is talented. He's perfect to me"
" wow. you are so in love! what's he's name by the way?"
"jobim"
jobim by ariananonymous September 18, 2014
a wild pokemon that can not be caught and knows only one attack: Roar. when jobius grows to level 36 Roar evolves into the more powerful attack Epic Roar
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used ROAR!"

Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"

Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
jobius by jobiusroar19 December 5, 2010
Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.
1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.
jobing by S. P. Lambert December 31, 2007
Prejudice towards people with a specific job or career. Similar to racist, classist, etc.
Broseph: I dislike postal workers, they never deliver my important documents in a timely fashion.

Bronando: You're jobist, bro
Jobist by i just really love sunshine December 18, 2011
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