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Jobim is one of the most beautiful name that a man can ever have. A guy with a name Jobim is captivating, irreplaceable, unforgettable, beautiful, talented and near to perfection.
Jobim's always have a high self confidence, sometimes they are arrogant and sarcastic, but they are also humble. Jobim's have a good sense of humor, they are funny, cool and cute.
Jobim's are good looking, so a lot of people is falling in love with jobim. Jobim's can cook and Jobim's are athletic.

When you fall in love with jobim, it is going to be hard for you to forget them because they are perfect.
When a Jobim falls in love, they are going to do anything just for you to know his feelings. Jobim's are faithful and sincere when it comes to love. They believe in true love. they just don't want anyone to know.
When Jobim falls in love with you, you're the luckiest. don't break their heart, they deserve to be loved. Jobim's loves too hard.
"i have a crush, he looks so good. he's so funny. he never failed to make me laugh and smile. He is talented. He's perfect to me"
" wow. you are so in love! what's he's name by the way?"
"jobim"
jobim by ariananonymous September 18, 2014
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A job bank used by University of Waterloo students to find co-op positions. It is notorious for crashing frequently and being related to 64% of all laptop assaults from students taking out their frustrations.
Co-op student: "I used jobmine for the first time yesterday."
Regular student: "How was it?"
Co-op student: "I don't want to talk about it."
jobmine by jobswine February 1, 2012
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jobim Jobimm Jobama Jobis Jobism Jobie jobified jobita Jobist jotimay
The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!
I love my sister Josima.
Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012
A surreal corruption of joe mama and Obama.
A: I just got off the phone with Joe.
B: Who’s Joe?
A: Jobama
Jobama by brimnoyankee June 30, 2020
The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008
a nickname given to the character Sydney from the character Peter in the movie I Love You, Man.
"cya pistol pete"

"cya jobin"
Jobin by e dubbs April 5, 2009
a wild pokemon that can not be caught and knows only one attack: Roar. when jobius grows to level 36 Roar evolves into the more powerful attack Epic Roar
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used ROAR!"

Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"

Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
jobius by jobiusroar19 December 5, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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