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Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.
Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!
Jobist by Sakurakage September 9, 2019
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Jobist • Jobis • Jobism • jobita • joeist • jobsite 10 • jobstacle • Jobstown • Joist • jobcist
Prejudice against or in favor of people belonging to a particular job.
- All Backend people are weirdos.
- Hey, that's jobist...
Jobist by memo_rx June 11, 2019
someone who follows the leadership of Joe "Emotiguy"
"hey! are you a joeist?"
"hell yeah! i love joe! :emoteedoublecool:"
"fuck yeah! lets shag!"
Joeist by Z2r August 3, 2023

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.
This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

Jobstown 

A place in West Tallaght - Dublin, Ireland that is well known for drug deals, stabbings and drive by shootings.
Tallaght is a really nice place if you pretend that Jobstown doesn't exist.
Jobstown by Any Hash? June 18, 2016

HOBITY JOBITY 

A WAY OF EXPRESSING YOUR SELF IN AN EXCITING WAY
HOBITY JOBITY I WON THE GAME!!!!!!! yag si revilO
HOBITY JOBITY by HOBITY JOBITY December 2, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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