jizzmachine

anybody by the name of holly

you stupid jizzmachine

jizzmachine by kamper April 5, 2005

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jizz machine

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.

Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.

jizz machine by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009

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jizzmachine • jizzachief • jizzachino • jizzmackin'

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

jizzmackin' by alan March 29, 2004

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jizzachief

a handkerchief used to catch your load of jizz / cum when you masturbsate

I was looking up retro cumshots on the computer and was about to blow my load, but managed to get out my blue striped jizzachief just in time

jizzachief by Jizz Archifer August 9, 2010

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jizzachino

A Coffee with extra cream and sugar with a hint of salt

Can I please have a 24oz jizzachino

jizzachino by Gloverman69 February 27, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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