jizzmachine
you stupid jizzmachine
jizzmachine by kamper April 5, 2005
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jizz machine
a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.
jizz machine by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009
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