jizzmachine

anybody by the name of holly

you stupid jizzmachine

by kamper April 5, 2005

jizz machine

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.

Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.

by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 29, 2004

jizzachief

a handkerchief used to catch your load of jizz / cum when you masturbsate

I was looking up retro cumshots on the computer and was about to blow my load, but managed to get out my blue striped jizzachief just in time

by Jizz Archifer August 9, 2010

jizzachino

A Coffee with extra cream and sugar with a hint of salt

Can I please have a 24oz jizzachino

by Gloverman69 February 27, 2025