jizzong 

when allen miss types jizzing

allen:someone jizzong on your tits?
allen: ha jizzong

jizzong by erinurrlungs June 27, 2009

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

jizzing by Candy May 9, 2004

Jizznog 

Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.

Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.

Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?

Jizznog by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008

jizzingly

a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!

"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

jizzingly by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009

Jizzing On My Heart 

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

Jizzing On My Heart by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

jizzmonger 

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

jizzmonger by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

jizzon

A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John

"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"

jizzon by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007