Jizznog 

Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.

Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.

Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?

Jizznog by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008

Jizzdog 

A rare species of dog that suffers from frequent spontaneous ejaculation

'Woah! What was that?' - Jed said in shock as he wiped off the dog semen

'That's a Jizzdog Jed' - said Ted

Jizzdog by Coachmasterflex October 20, 2008

jizzograph 

its like an autograph... but with Jizz

Kyle completely jizzographed that girl's shirt.

jizzograph by MistaMark February 11, 2008

jizznos 

nickname for being a massive slut. the real name is usually julie.

girl-omg jizznos is coming to the party
guy-...i'll be sure to bring the condoms

jizznos by jizznosmaster May 15, 2011

jizznose 

A jizznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. It's most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding clitoris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and Eric Wells (see: "i don't know why the hell he has friends now").

Setting: Anywhere, anyone, anytime

Man: Oh, are you Jizznose?
Jizznose: *sigh* Yes *gets on knees*
Man: Oh yeah, good stuff.. Hey, what are you doing?
Jizznose: Blow your wad up my nostrils.

jizznose by gnick February 28, 2005

jizzlog 

A true idiot. One who is so dumb that there is no hope for them to ever become a useful citizen.

My ex-friend Al is a true jizzlog.

jizzlog by Joe Gosar January 25, 2004

Jizznote 

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

Jizznote by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007