Jizznog

Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.

Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.

Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?

by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008

Jizzdog

A rare species of dog that suffers from frequent spontaneous ejaculation

'Woah! What was that?' - Jed said in shock as he wiped off the dog semen

'That's a Jizzdog Jed' - said Ted

by Coachmasterflex October 20, 2008

jizzograph

its like an autograph... but with Jizz

Kyle completely jizzographed that girl's shirt.

by MistaMark February 11, 2008

jizznos

nickname for being a massive slut. the real name is usually julie.

girl-omg jizznos is coming to the party
guy-...i'll be sure to bring the condoms

by jizznosmaster May 15, 2011

jizznose

A jizznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. It's most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding clitoris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and Eric Wells (see: "i don't know why the hell he has friends now").

Setting: Anywhere, anyone, anytime

Man: Oh, are you Jizznose?
Jizznose: *sigh* Yes *gets on knees*
Man: Oh yeah, good stuff.. Hey, what are you doing?
Jizznose: Blow your wad up my nostrils.

by gnick February 28, 2005

jizzlog

A true idiot. One who is so dumb that there is no hope for them to ever become a useful citizen.

My ex-friend Al is a true jizzlog.

by Joe Gosar January 25, 2004

Jizznote

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007