jizzon

A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John

"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"

jizzon by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007

none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

none of your Jizzness by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

jizznap 

A nap taken during the sleepy feeling associated with ejaculation.

After ejaculating inside her vagina, I became tired, so i took a jizznap

jizznap by Alex P. May 19, 2005

jizzocide 

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.

jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.

jizzanators by pen15g0d September 22, 2018

Jizzantine Empire 

Jizzantine Empire (The cum covered magical land) The Jizzzantine Empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 AD to XXX AD). During its existence, the Jizzantine Empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and sexual forces in Europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the Roman–Persian and Jizzantine–Arab Pussy Wars. The Empire recovered during the Assedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the Eastern Mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the Fart Caliphate. After 1069, however, much of Assia Minor, the Empire's vagina, was lost to the Fuck Turks.

The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.

Long live the Jizzantine Empire!

Jizzantine Empire by Jizzantine Prophet March 16, 2011

Walt Jizzney 

Someone who likes masturbating to cartoon porn.

Oh, I see you like that anime stuff, you're just a regular Walt Jizzney.

Walt Jizzney by The "monster" February 27, 2009