For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more
Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January
Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan
Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan
by FallieWagon November 22, 2018
In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017
Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.
by octnee January 6, 2021
After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.
Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!
by Profstrange December 1, 2018
by Paigeala November 2, 2019
Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February
Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"
Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018
The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.
by Noah Fleischman November 6, 2020