jizzcock

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks

''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''

by Andy Cockerel June 12, 2007

jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

jizzrocket

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

JizzJockey.

1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:

1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)

by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010

jazzcocker

Someone dances like John Travolta in Saturday Night Feaver at every party no matter what song it is.

"Boy look at that guy go"

"Yeah he's a real lord of the dance, a real Jazzcocker"

by Headro Saidro September 18, 2006

jizzlocks

When a woman or man gets so much thick cum on their face and hair that it resembles them having dreadlocks. They can already have dreadlocks and laced with cum or just having cum hanging from their head. Either is acceptable.

Dude, Hannah just answered the door with jizzlocks hanging from her head. She should probably take a shower.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Jazzcockle

Jazzcockler (noun) Jazzcockle (verb) Jazzcockly (adj) #Jazzcockling #Jazzcockler #Jazzcockle

To Jazzcockle, is to add eccentricity and sass for the added enjoyment, entertainment or pleasure of yourself and others, can included being extra or over the top in humorous and boundary pushing ways, never to be offensive or negative, only to increase the joy, may include untruths that are clearly untrue. #Ididitforthejazzcockle

I was totally jazzcockling when I said I was going to do ‘that’.... I might do it anyway just for the jazzcockle.

You are a massive jazzcockler, it’s so much fun.

The opposite of twatwaffle.

by FloBNoFiDDy March 7, 2018