juzzcock

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends.

"Aye bro, it's not a dick take a joke, your acting like a total juzzcock a doodle do! "

“you’re an utter juzz cock.”

juzzcock by Gacklure October 13, 2022

jizzcock 

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks

''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''

jizzcock by Andy Cockerel June 12, 2007

jazzcocker 

Someone dances like John Travolta in Saturday Night Feaver at every party no matter what song it is.

"Boy look at that guy go"

"Yeah he's a real lord of the dance, a real Jazzcocker"

jazzcocker by Headro Saidro September 18, 2006

Jazzcockle

Jazzcockler (noun) Jazzcockle (verb) Jazzcockly (adj) #Jazzcockling #Jazzcockler #Jazzcockle

To Jazzcockle, is to add eccentricity and sass for the added enjoyment, entertainment or pleasure of yourself and others, can included being extra or over the top in humorous and boundary pushing ways, never to be offensive or negative, only to increase the joy, may include untruths that are clearly untrue. #Ididitforthejazzcockle

I was totally jazzcockling when I said I was going to do ‘that’.... I might do it anyway just for the jazzcockle.

You are a massive jazzcockler, it’s so much fun.

The opposite of twatwaffle.

Jazzcockle by FloBNoFiDDy March 7, 2018