jizzlocks

When a woman or man gets so much thick cum on their face and hair that it resembles them having dreadlocks. They can already have dreadlocks and laced with cum or just having cum hanging from their head. Either is acceptable.

Dude, Hannah just answered the door with jizzlocks hanging from her head. She should probably take a shower.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Jizzlocated

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

jizzrocket

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

jizzcock

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks

''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''

by Andy Cockerel June 12, 2007

JizzJockey.

1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:

1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)

by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010

Jizlocks

Jizlocks are basically Dreadlocks that use Jiz as the prime binding agent.

Mary asked me if i could give her jizlocks.... we worked on them all night.

by Jon448 April 8, 2012