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jizzbang 

The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:

Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.

It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!

Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!

You fuckin' Jizzbanger

Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
jizzbang by counterfeit October 12, 2004
Related Words

jizzbeard 

a person resulting from the flowing of seminal fluids onto the face namely the neck of another person.
she was jerking me and i spurted all over her neck, and i left a really nice jizzbeard.
jizzbeard by rthomasreid February 14, 2006

Jizzbango 

A word used to finish a conversation when it gets awkward.
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters
Boy: "I love you". Girl: "Okay". Boy: "Jizzbango"
Jizzbango by ty1234 March 4, 2013

jizzbeaner 

someone who dyes their hair a lot, resembles an animal, makes bad puns, and most likely racist.
"That girl is definitely Jizzbeaner, look at her hair n' shit."
jizzbeaner by Hugh Jass Inma Pants November 9, 2013

jizzbender

Staying locked in a room for 24 hours spanking it
Tommy was on a serious jizzbender... he hasn't left his room ALL weekend!
jizzbender by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017
Someone so full of jiz they are delusional
You fucking jizbean of course you don’t understand
jizbean by anonymous April 14, 2022