jizzbeard 

a person resulting from the flowing of seminal fluids onto the face namely the neck of another person.

she was jerking me and i spurted all over her neck, and i left a really nice jizzbeard.

jizzbeard by rthomasreid February 14, 2006

Jizzard 

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

Jizzard by 1921 June 1, 2011

Jizzard 

The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.

Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.

Jizzard by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019

jizzhead 

A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.

"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."

jizzhead by Kate April 28, 2004

Jizzbarrow 

A person that makes like harder for themsleves by destroying or lossing their own property before a big event or party. Normaly something they do often.

"He smashed his new phone and we are leaving in 20 minutes,my god Hendy is a jizzbarrow."

Jizzbarrow by teh gil gil January 18, 2009

jizzboarding 

Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.

Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!

jizzboarding by Hugh Lloyd December 23, 2008

Jizz Beard 

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.

‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.

Jizz Beard by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021