Jizzbango
A word used to finish a conversation when it gets awkward.
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters
Words you can keep
jizzbag
Related Words
Jizzbango • jizzbang • jizz banger • Jizz bangle • Jizz-Rangoon • jizzbag • jizzang • Jazzbang • jiabangous • jizzabang
jizzbang
The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:
Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.
It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.
It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!
Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!
You fuckin' Jizzbanger
Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!
You fuckin' Jizzbanger
Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
jizzbang by counterfeit October 12, 2004
Jizzbarrow
A person that makes like harder for themsleves by destroying or lossing their own property before a big event or party. Normaly something they do often.
Jizzbarrow by teh gil gil January 18, 2009
jizzcannon
1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"
"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"
jizzcannon by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009
jizzbag
jizzbag by Some White Guy February 18, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026